Thursday, April 06, 2017

Some Jokes!

Every time you correct me on my grammar I love you a little bit fewer

....get yourself a dog. Dogs are great. Before I got a dog I was just some guy in the park throwing a stick and carrying a bag of crap.

I was always too slow to catch butterflies when I was a kid, so I’d just put my net over a caterpillar and wait.


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